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Tattoos and Other Easy ways to Ruin Your Body

imakuni:

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farorescourage:

Also known as “The most misogynistic, disgusting piece of literature I have read in quite some time.”

This has made the angry feminist raise her head, and she is demanding a blood sacrifice.

IM SO MAD

I want to fucking punch a wall after reading that. 

I am literally shaking with anger.

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

paula-deens-buttery-thighs:

staticsrecyclebin:

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I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

japan would be proud

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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but bby you got a 3.75 gpa ur first semester of college.

strawberry-miilk:

captorquest:

youreawhorelolwut:

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

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how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

If yahoo changes tumblr in any way, I will kill every single person who works for yahoo. Then kill their families. Then blow up yahoo.

I fucking love tumblr.

dont do that

i do not need to hear on the news that a yahoo employee was killed by some tumblr-obsessed psycho because something insignificant happened that was out of his control. fucking shut the fuck up it’s a god damn website for fuck’s sake no one should be upset its a fucking WEBSITE WHERE YOU SHARE PICTURES AND INFORMATION JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN IT FUCKING SHIT

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